Women. What do we know about them? Well, they are beautiful. Especially in Italy. Even the secretaries here are beautiful.
But organising a bunga-bunga party is still hard work. Even when a combination of bribery, dodgy deals and your own personal TV empire give you near limitless funds (or as I like to call it, $9 billion).
So instead of getting all up-tight, why not join in the madness and play along: Bunga or Bust??